Weird, Break-ups and Love: Bad breakup idea

Bad breakup idea

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Wildberg

Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 306

You deserved it 4 451

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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You deserved it 140 321

By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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You deserved it 52 331

By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 936

You deserved it 567

By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 915

You deserved it 3 989

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 854

You deserved it 1 600

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 807

You deserved it 3 290

By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 243

You deserved it 3 142

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML

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You deserved it 131

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 10 388

By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 876

You deserved it 2 226

DoctorWhooves 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:07

Well, be thankful that you're broken up with him then, I guess!

kakarot2 11

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:07

Well.... I suppose you are better off alone than with an idiot. But give him props for originality.

Comments

peanutfoo 19

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:31

That sucks!

TheCorruptid1 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:34

Anyone else realize that the OP was dumped by him and not the other way around? So in a way she too is an made a "mistake" for falling for him. Sorry if I offend you just trying to point that out.

LadyCricket723 8

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:37

Seriously- aren't you GLAD you're done w such a lame loser?!?

artisticninja713 13

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:52

Be grateful if you ask me.

vbmg152 18

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:56

You should thank him for breaking up with you! Now, you can find someone with some brains.

shadowman249 1

Thursday 24 May 2012 1:03

He must be at the hospital for having copious amounts of win

Darkxephos 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 1:09

Lolol well you're better off without him I guess

MedicsWife 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 1:15

That's when you promise to immediately notify his parents to express your condolences...

shrdlu 28

Thursday 24 May 2012 1:45

Yeah, I think you ought to follow through with it. Send a condolence card to his parents. Phone in a death notice to the local paper. Tell his school he's dead.