Dogs and Animals: Bad doggo!

Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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By oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:48

I hope that you're hot.

jouhou 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:49

Today, I was over my friend Timmy's house when his dog runs in with a bra in his mouth. Before we could even figure out what was going on, his sister runs into the room naked. BEST. DAY. EVER.

Comments

cellist1 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:07

You didn't grab a towel? Do you not care about windows, even if you're home alone? FYL/YDI

ellysa_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:09

Hope ur good looking couldn't have been a total loss... Made some new friends but yu totally deserve it

1073kat 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:32

hahaha i dont understand heterosexual couples

tomberryboy 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:42

I grew a few inches

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:42

LOL If your bro wasn't there, there would be some action. I bet his friends enjoyed it.

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:56

YDI. 1. If you live with someone, wouldn't you shut your door anyway, just in case they were to come home unexpectedly? 2. Why wouldn't you wear a towel?

Dev01 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:53

This is sooo... not a true story. Seen this on an advert!

muchhate 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:39

I hope they thought you were banging the dog.

christopherlove 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:40

Jumped out of the shower, chased the dog soaking wet and naked with no towel through your house, dripping water everywhere over a bra you simply cannot wait to retrieve? This story is ridiculous, YDI, and I don't believe it.