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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Double trouble

By Trinity - 03/05/2022 00:01

Today, not only did I shit myself on my way to work, I left my house keys in the bathroom after I cleaned up. It's $90 to replace them. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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i'm not paid enough for this shit (and piss)

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady dropped her lipstick into the ladies' room toilet, which is out of order and won't flush. I had to reach in and pull it out amid human waste. She thanked me, then uncapped it, and put some on her lips. FML

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LadyClarik 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:12

At least it wasn't written in shit....

robc32ca 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:17

reach in and grab you can always wash your hands

Comments

hottie12367 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:07

haha that sucks!!! but what kind of person ***** in a toilet with keys in it? lol

Junkie_Razor 20

Friday 18 November 2011 6:01

Me.

SirObvious 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:17

weird that a guy had lipstick (blank smile)

Bobissmall 13

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:25

I don't... what? It's a girl?

master_blaster 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:55

OP is a girl and the person wrote in lipstick so obviously she was a girl I don't know many guys that carry around lipstick

alex6946 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:48

:( that was mean of her

ohlalala_fml 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:18

did she flush it lol

mrtoby 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:02

haha! what if op caught her and shes just like "what the hell are you doing" and shes just like "occupado":D

emosk8er4life 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:02

wow read it again

mrwiggles5422 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:43

Lmao! you made my Pepsi come out of my nose.

BabeGirl978 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:49

Wow dat suks

Jake0928 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:34

Haha WIN

AlexRen 21

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:36

The first time I'd dropped them I would've grabbed the keys, then washed my hands vigorously.

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