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Bad idea

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 35 051

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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Bad idea

By Not-so-good-gymnast - 27/09/2009 08:35 - Australia

Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML

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You deserved it 80 148

By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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You deserved it 7 055

By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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You deserved it 8 822

Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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You deserved it 752

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 15 642

Leaps and bounds

By Anonymous - 02/02/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML

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You deserved it 148

By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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You deserved it 2 030

By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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skitz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:41

how ironic.

akeep5 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:43

so did you get a trampoline or not?

Comments

FMLwin 1

Monday 20 April 2009 3:50

You're conscious now.

PureGold 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:54

HAHA...trampoline advertisements on the right side of the page xD

mich23 10

Monday 20 April 2009 3:55

yeah its the one that says XD the funnier thing is that it is for trampoline WITH NETS so it SAFE

Tsukasa_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:00

Nice one.

nnnnn12345 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:02

so are you getting one?

yeahreally 6

Monday 20 April 2009 4:02

lmfao...well i hope you get that trampoline cause you just went through that!

whocares111 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:06

did you get it on tape? if you did put it on AFV so i can see it plus thats kinda harsh did you get the trampoline 'cause they ROCK!!!

hk_fml 9

Monday 20 April 2009 4:06

owwww. I've seen someone knee themselves in the face on a trampoline. It was such a tragic stupid day.

zoopooz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:10

Trampolines are safe, some people just don't belong on them. You can break your nose and get knocked unconscious just from falling on your face while walking down the street.