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Bad omen

By blairheir721 - 17/05/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, my friend Kate and I were helping build a playground. Halfway through, a construction worker asked where we go to school. I told him we graduated and proudly held degrees in Psych. The construction worker stopped mid-dig, glanced at us sadly, and said, "Yeah, that's what my degree is in too." FML

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By piss off - 08/04/2016 22:05 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked, "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML

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Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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Undervalued

By Franco - 10/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML

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Disappointing

By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 12:00

Today, I bumped into a former teacher, one who spent many many weeks helping me get into university so I could become a psychologist. I had to see the look of disappointment on her face when I told her I got pregnant freshman year, and became a stay at home mom with a part time job at Tesco’s. FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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You deserved it 22 647

By Jibber96 - 14/11/2015 13:31 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML

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You deserved it 2 467

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 15:59 - United States

Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML

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Tilt

By Imwithstupid - 02/06/2024 17:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, it's the third time this year I was recommended to meet someone because we're "so smart, we'll get along." At dinner, this person complimented how I'd do great in their graduate course on data science. I helped develop the degree program. I can't believe I missed pinball for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

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FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:54

Unless you're going beyond a four-year degree, psych is useless. This shouldn't surprise you as more psych degrees are handed out than any other concentration last time I checked.

Jennika 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:52

You have to be willing to move where the job is. If you aren't willing to move, then yeah..you might end up there. I knew astrophys' and microbiologists working in an inking factory because they couldn't find jobs in the area.

Comments

staywhatyouare 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:34

@139, thank you for understanding my point. Glad to see someone here has reading comprehension skills; @Rutero I'm not saying that there aren't a lot of people with psych majors that just **** around and do it as an "easy out". Because they definitely exist. I am saying that an intelligent motivated person with a psych degree will be just as successful and possibly even more useful to society than say an intelligent business major etc.

phluffmuffin 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:42

I heard this joke before. Except instead of a construction worker it was a Janitor. The best FMLs are the ones that rip off old jokes!

cough 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:15

My college degree is pretty useless as well without further school. They should really put warnings on those things :D

MechEngineer 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:00

A bachelors in psyche (or business ) Is only good for getting into law school. Ive met many psyche and business majors, and the level of stupidity and sheer incoherence in thought is good enough to be a lawyer.

i_luv_puppies 1

Monday 18 May 2009 19:25

What college do you go to where 3.5 is low??? Even if you were a extremely intelligent to the point where you DO have a GPA that high, you would realize that you worked your ass off for it and it was no easy task. You sound as if you breeze through your classes. I have no choice but to conclude that you either have a bullshit major or you go to a bullshit no name college. Don't say name has nothing to do with it, names carry weight for a reason.

regalarius 0

Monday 18 May 2009 21:02

OP, I read that and almost started crying. I'm a sap though. I'll agree, though, that with a major like that you want as powerful a degree as you can get.

calamito 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:27

Psych is never a great degree - you can't do much with it. You have to really be dedicated and go far for it to matter.

gratedjuice 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:50

psych=useless degree that every college offers to trick morons into wasting money there.

gradstdnt09 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:16

I hear ya...I had my degree in psych and I didn't find crap for a job. I just graduated yesterday with a Master's Degree in Social Work and I don't want to be a social worker anymore. FML.