Awkward, Break-ups and Love: Bad timing

Bad timing

By kellym - 22/04/2009 03:24 - Canada

Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 626

You deserved it 158 133

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 223

You deserved it 7 351

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 439

You deserved it 3 366

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 585

You deserved it 2 632

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 745

You deserved it 119

By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 603

You deserved it 7 587

By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 298

You deserved it 2 863

Bad timing

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 721

You deserved it 7 414

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 136

You deserved it 5 753

By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 722

You deserved it 423

By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 202

You deserved it 4 763

Mylar 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:17

Yeah, your life isn't ******, his is.

dragonmystik3030 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:20

FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P

Comments

crayons_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:19

#39 feelings change! maybe she thought she was in love with him but found out she wasn't. i still feel bad for the poor guy though.

sarahvalasco 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:30

what the hell did you expect from us. seriously. what? "Oh my god, im so sorry for you!" that's just sick, and don't expect pity from us.

BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:37

"#5 You're the asshole. Is she supposed to stay with someone she doesn't love just to keep him happy???" what a ******* retard, you dont get married to someone who you dont love dumbass

whycantIhaveAnID 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:39

that was a bitch move

blue16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:40

poor husband with flowers

Majormaxo 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:52

Sounds like the guy was pretty nice. Flowers is very thoughtful...

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:58

"today my wife called me and i told her that i was going to invite a friend over. She told me that she didn't want my to and i thought she wanted to spend some time with me. trying to be romantic, i got flowers for her. i walked into the house and handed her the flowers, she handed me divorce papers. FML"

Moomoomoo_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:08

and YOU'RE the one complaining? YDI.

random_thought 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:13

"today my wife didn't let me hang out with my good friend jeff tonight, so i figured she wanted to have some alone time. trying to score extra points, i bring home flowers. she proceeds to leave me." NOW THATS AN FML.