Bad timing

By kellym - 22/04/2009 03:24 - Canada

Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML
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dragonmystik3030 0

FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P

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Nadramia 0

man honestly u deserved that once... you could have easly said " we need to talk" EVERYONE knows what that means... if u would have said that you would have to seem like a bitch and make him feel like shit..........

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actionafternoon 0

Today my wife asked me not to invite one of my friends over, so I went out and bought her flowers, thinking she wanted to spend some time alone. We haven't been together in weeks. When I got home, she informed me she was leaving me. FML

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Drizzt396 0

@ #22 - It's pretty clear he's not a d-bag. He ditched his friends to spend the night with her. So use what little analytical power you have, and STFU and READ!

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scateice 0

Wow, I fell sorry for the OP... At least she told him not to bring Jeff so he wouldn't be embarrassed. It's okay :)

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harlehatschi 0

oh i'm so sorry that breaking your husband's heart was so AWKWARD. get some perspective, jeez

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tyler907 10

#38, no, obviously he didn't see it coming, but that doesn't mean he wasn't perceptive. From the wife's tone of her post, she sounds like a selfish c--t who thinks the world revolves around her. I hope you end up with a guy like Tank Turner from My Best Friend's Girl, you cow. Burn in hell.

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CPTobvious_fml 0

Flowers huh? Yeah he sounds like a real dick...

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lyssxxoo 0

not fyl. FHL. bitch.

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Logica42 0

#227, what the ****? OKAY with it? Just because you decide you need to leave doesn't mean you're okay with it. And despite what anybody says, the fact that the OP quite obviously feels guilty (especially after the romantic gesture that is flowers) gains her sympathy. That one little fact. Did she complain that they weren't top-quality? Did she say they weren't her favorites, or did she choose to not mention them? Did she not post here AT ALL? When someone feels guilty about something that means they have a little bit of a soul in there. Kthxbai. There's no way to tell what her reasons were, so shut the **** up, mmk? Now, if she had cheated on him that would be a bit different, because, well... yeah. Just because someone is super nice or romantic doesn't mean you can continue to be in love with them; maybe she never was and realized it, decided it was a mistake. Maybe there was another guy and she didn't want to cheat. Meh. Maybe he was cheating. Or maybe he was perfect and she's a bitch/**** with a smidgen of guilt. Just...ugh. You all automatically go "BITCH"/"JERK" at the slightest thing without bothering to read into the subtext. Like when someone gets fed up and lashes out only to discover that the only person in the world who could take offense to their comment has shown up/was the one they were annoyed with. You all say that you should have phrased it nicely, should have thought a bit, but god damn, who the hell thinks a black homosexual midget is going to be RIGHT THERE when you snap those words in more offensive terms? Who doesn't get annoyed when someone's calling you over and over, only to realize you snapped at your boss? Think a little bit. God damn. And you know what? I pity you all for that.

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