Bad timing

By kellym - 22/04/2009 03:24 - Canada

Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML
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dragonmystik3030 0

FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P

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dk2008 3

FHL, that was such a bitch move. He will probably find a better wife anyway.

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ssm9272 0

you could've at least waited jeez i mean how could you possibly dump him after he got you FLOWERS! flowers may not change your relationship but don't **** him over like that you don't just deserve it but you're a bitch

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qqmoarmoar 0

#53 you fail seriously. Ever heard of context clues? It's obvious the guy wasn't cheating on her because why would she put it on FML if the guy was a total douche and she had to leave him? Caz a douche was buying her flowers now it's an FML because she had to leave him and he brought her flowers? My ass. Learn to read.

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123_GO 0

seems like he's a good man, why you're leaving him is beyond me...any girl would love for her husband to make that kind of assumption.

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PFCAngelo 0

Hypocrisy, thy name is woman. I think its funny all the women running around this one saying "she had a right to break up with him if she wasn't happy" so cavalier. So nonchalant. Marriage is just a relationship its a commitment.

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