Intimacy: Bassface - FML

Bassface

By ohnoooooo - 03/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By DepressedCellist - 27/09/2018 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML

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By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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By Embarassed - 30/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Top comments

greenltrn2003 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:55

at least we kno theres 2things that give him an orgasam (possibly) next time he walks in the room you should be naked, slappin da bass...see what face he makes then

geppy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:43

Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.

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MusicMayhem 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:59

Anyone on here watch CSI: NY? This FML reminds me of Mac Taylor, he plays bass on the show! And wtf is up with this anyway? why do people in relationships come here to complain about stuff that isn't even bad?

pineapplemartyr 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 2:46

He's passionate about both, what's the issue?

thefury 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 6:21

hey!! shredding can sometimes be simply orgasmic, be fortunate you got to witness it.

devoidandroid 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 18:36

I think you totally deserve it! ...but in a good way. If he's getting into you like he's getting into music, then that may not be bad at all. Check out Hendrix when he is tearin' up a solo.

emodude44 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:55

He enjoys pounding his Bass and you see that in his face but he seems to like slamming you on the bed as much so don't feel bad. Be thankful that he loves you as much as his own passion...

bass1989 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 13:19

tbh, i think i may have done the same at some point lol

ilovspicysasuage 0

Friday 9 October 2009 9:53

he probly done it with the bass before and liked it better

DropBear2 0

Monday 12 October 2009 7:18

its ok it happens... i make sex faces when i stretch (so ive been told) ... i think it probly just natural

picabo889 11

Monday 19 October 2009 7:02

ya its called a guitar/sex face. thats not even weird. welcome to rock n roll

Larnos 0

Friday 23 October 2009 6:54

thats not even bad, guys get into guitar so much.

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