Intimacy: Bassface - FML

Bassface

By ohnoooooo - 03/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 638

You deserved it 4 978

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Spicy

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By Embarassed - 30/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 1 379

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By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Top comments

greenltrn2003 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:55

at least we kno theres 2things that give him an orgasam (possibly) next time he walks in the room you should be naked, slappin da bass...see what face he makes then

geppy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:43

Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.

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triplethreat13 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:59

I really don't see what's wrong with that. It probably just shows that playing bass and sex with you are his two favorite things!

FMLreactor 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:25

So...?

NobodysLover 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:45

wow dat's messed up, gud luck w/ marrige

GatorBites 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:12

last

shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:23

Ydi for having underage sex

hazelkee 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 13:55

were does it say underage?

stupiddumbblonde 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:26

This isn't a FMl. :/ grr when are peoples lives actually going to suck! come on!

aahas7 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:03

How is this an FML. Its LAME. Blackberry first! Ha ha

cindy11052 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:04

lollll! @OP: This is soo funny. :)

1_9_1_7_1_0_2_4 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:05

I'm a musician. and if you play an instrument. you would know how good it feels. which also explains his faces. lol. #33 = win.

hello_marie 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:10

it's just his "into it" face. this is not an FML... your life is sooooooooooo not f*cked. you have a boyfriend, he plays in a band, and you have a sex life with him. stop being a drama queen.

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