Bassface

By ohnoooooo - 03/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

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Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

at least we kno theres 2things that give him an orgasam (possibly) next time he walks in the room you should be naked, slappin da bass...see what face he makes then

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geppy 0

Why is this a FML? It just means he *really* enjoys playing the bass guitar. Or that you fail at sex, in which case YDI.

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movies12 0

next time when he walks in stand there naked with his bass on you. Did it with my boyfriend except with his guitar all I have to say is WOW!! :)

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setheroni 4

Hmmm... I'm a singer... So should my girlfriend stand naked with the mic in her ******?!? Lmao

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AshleyRose784 0

that's not as weird as you might think, I know a lot of musicians who do that

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

well, the bass is an intense instrument. ahaha

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DbeX 0

Does he strum well? o.O

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bassguitar19 1

this is why I hate this site. My funny shitty life stories that I submit all the time never get accepted, yet stupid crap that doesn't even suck or isn't funny always make it on the front page. FML has turned to ******* shit. FML.

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mekzikinz 0

who moderated this? that person should be slapped with a *****.

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kelpie_fml 0

YDI, have you seen how people get into playing bass guitars? the sex must be good!

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jackslim 7

what do you do when a bass player knocks on your door? Pay him for the pizza what do you call a bass player who just broke up with their girlfriend? homeless hahahahahahaha

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portlandrima 0

You must make deep sounds if he makes faces like that while playing bass...

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Megadeth_fml 0

Bass Sucks Its Not Even A Difficult Instrument To Play

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thewhorocks 0

Wow, fail. Stupid metal head ANYWAY, It isn't much of a FML. Music is probably important ti him, as is sex, so hes probably just enjoying it. Next time, like someone else said, just lie naked with his bass next to you. I can tell you that would be awesome from being a bassist.....

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egga94 0

haha yeah right. yes it is easy to pick up but you would be surprised how difficult to master it is. besides it takes more of an ear for music to play bass than guitar or piano because it's more of an improv. instrument.

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