Bazinga

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 15:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 691
You deserved it 17 083

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Yeah, I hate when some people decide to make things a lot more depressing for no reason. It would be even worse if you had erectile dysfunction. =[

Comments

ladedum 0

hahaha i actually thought that was really cute. i mean, if she meant it light heartedly - which im sure she did. hope you two had a little laugh about it.

g'yeah!!! great minds think alike, INDEED!

21 that so not something you say to a guy. EVER. I swear women dont think. I been reading all the FML about girls saying crap about a their bf penis. Like wtf. How would you like it if your bf told you your breasts were small or your ****** was really loss or shaped ugly or your nipples are too large. ******* women...... cold hearted bitches.

you are fucken stupid... they were just talking about the erection! FGS! F off emo!

she didn't say anything like his penis is small.. if we, WOMEN, are cold-hearted bitches, because we make jokes like that... then i have to say MEN are insensitive and assholes! cuz they're allowed to make any jokes and expect US not to be mad about it and take the fucken joke...!! not to mention, they are allowed to look at other women...for the reason that.... they are MEN! what's so special about them? ... equality! p.s. take the fucken joke! why so serious!

Bubs_fml 0

#35: While your comment is a little emo-sounding, it's actually kind of true in my opinion. Girls can say whatever they want about their guy but if the guy even says something the girl takes the wrong way, all hell breaks loose!

see you have to be careful before you spill what you're about to say... making fun of body parts (like #35 was saying) --- NOT a cool joke.. but if they were just talking about erection.. good grief! it's not even that bad! the girl was totally joking!

okay, #37, im gonna have to agree with you 100% im a GIRL and i think that GIRLS are cold-hearted, indecisive bitches! they, we, are cruel and frankly stupid. even if she was kidding, wtf would you joke about something like that? thats just mean. gahh, girls read too much into everything. thats why guys have so much trouble understanding us! **** hormones!