Bazinga

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 15:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 691
You deserved it 17 083

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Yeah, I hate when some people decide to make things a lot more depressing for no reason. It would be even worse if you had erectile dysfunction. =[

Comments

silentfirefly 0

I also agree with #25. Poke, poke, fun. :)

reminds me of my boyfriend, he always gets a boner when we hug. it's cute in my opinion

what's with all of the FMLs like this, they're just joking...

mykon_fml 0

well you know what you say back? THATS YOUR FAULT BITCH BE SEXIER! damn. extra owned.

a lot of people are taking this so seriously. and to #41 --- those are facts about us (women) .. and yes, it has to do with our hormones!.. yet again, i find this FML funny..and that this couple are cute... it's NOT worse than your boyfriend telling you that you should get you boobs done. a little bit. and then when he saw my upset face, he followed just kidding. he's kidding or not, that hurt -- cuz that was a body part that he was talking about...and he got mad at me for not taking the joke. BS. so # 35, there's my experience! it's better than this FML erection thing!

so y don't you just get rid of her? are you that pathetic? if a girl says something like, why not come back with 'wonder why' as in your girlfriend is ugly? have some balls, guy.

You should have said "only because of you baby!" and then patted her on the back with a big smile on your face.

howmanybeestings 0

LMAO that was really mean but i'm sure she was just taking advantage of an amazing opportunity. best comeback ever!