Love: Bean.

Bean.

By BeanThereRuinedThat - 22/03/2017 12:00

Today, my partner proposed to me during an anniversary dinner at a small, quiet Italian restaurant near where we live. We'd never been before, but the food was great, and the staff lovely. It all would have been perfect, if not for the dozens of pictures of Mr. Bean which covered every wall. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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Premature

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:33

Oh, I absolutely adore Mr Bean! I grew up watching him. I was a quiet little girl, almost to the point of being mute. Nothing made me smile or laugh; my mom and dad making funny faces didn't work either. The one thing that got me going was Mr Bean. I'll always treasure him.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:19

Hey, don't knock Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is a legend.

Comments

Tiny Terror 19

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:12

Mr. Bean is a hero among us!

tj4234 35

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:19

Hey, don't knock Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is a legend.

izzajaneful 24

Wednesday 22 March 2017 17:51

Mr. Bean being probably the least funny thing in a long list of hilarious things he's done.

RpiesSPIES 27

Thursday 23 March 2017 21:23

Your sense of humor must be off. I'd prefer a marathon of Mr. Bean than any Seth Rogan movie, anyday.

Arashikage 18

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:28

That's the icing on the cake OP

maharb01 17

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:30

so Yea, that sounds a little weird, but if amongst great dinner and a proposal all you can focus on is mr bean, then your priorities might be a bit skewed. . . but congratulations!

SadiyaRabia 8

Wednesday 22 March 2017 13:33

RingKaKing91 10

Wednesday 22 March 2017 14:01

Well, at least you're bean honest about it.

DEADPOOL076 30

Wednesday 22 March 2017 14:30

Not sure how this is a problem, a small italian restaurants are usually considered romantic, Mr. Bean portraits aside. Congratulations on your engagement.