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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
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wolfking 0

why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing

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BEB131 0

agree with number 3.... its harder (though still easy as hell) to lift the seat up than to put it down..... why should girls complain..... your bro is awesome btw

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eeee93757 0

that's what you get for being a self-centered bitch, I don't feel sorry for you a bit...

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lifepwns 0

Do girls not look down at the toilet before they, apparently 'blindly', sit down on the toilet? You'd think since girls basically have to sit down use the toilet, it'd be a part of the 'ritual' by now. Fail on your part.

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nookachooka 0

pushing a seat down is easier than picking it up

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fresvik 0

#76 LMAO #79 she was talking about poo stains IN the toilet, not on the seat #84 guys dont need the seat down 50% of the time. myself, in like 5 out of 6 occasions when i need to use the toilet, its cause i gotta piss. so the seat is not down in 3/4 occasions like u said. #90 men will never forget to check if the seat is up. its not gonna happen. its a lame excuse. everybody should check, for alot of reasons(for ex. what if there was piss on the seat?).. you are gonna have to learn doing so sooner or later anyways #91 she meant we also only need to tap when we are done. and "If I could tap the toilet seat up, I'd do so." LMAO i'm a guy and i never put down the seat when i'm done. if i for some reason should piss on the seat i ALWAYS wipe it. if everybody did that there would be no reason for us to have to put the seat down. for those who want the seat AND the lid closed, for hygienic reasons and others, i can understand that Those are my opinions!

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fresvik 0

#58 its not only when squeezing out the last drops the seat can get pissed on, alot of guys simply shake their wiener when they are done to dry it. those drops tend to go everywhere:P personally i dont do that, i just use paper instead. girls: suggest that to your boyfriends if you are sick of the piss on the seat:P

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Calicobeard 0

more power to the brother. he is a leader among his peers.

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fsamslife92 8

LMAO at your brother. I'd be pretty mad at first, but you have to admit that it's funny. And about the whole "seat up or down" argument, I like to have both the lid and seat down just because it looks nicer, but it's not that big of a deal if I have to put it down before I go. I just don't like it when my little brother doesn't flush or put the seat down. I've learned to look before I sit DX

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pinkfrenchrose 5

I'm a girl, but I don't really care if I have to move it myself. I mean, I'd RATHER it be down, but I've got hands, so I use them. O_o

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ToolAccord 0

At my work we have a sign in the bathroom above the toilet that says. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweaty and wipe the seaty."

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