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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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Flash flood

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:03

Wow, your brother is one smart fella

wolfking 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:06

why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing

Comments

ilikepieandpie 11

Monday 15 August 2011 4:24

I hate women who think that it should be put down just for them. Learn to look. Its not that hard

LaurenLeung96 15

Saturday 20 August 2011 4:07

your bedroom is also a washroom?! :O how unfortunate. btw, i like ur lil brother, give him this lolipop. @-

ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 3 September 2011 21:29

Okay, guys - really? When you flush with the toilet cover up, everything in the toilet - piss, shit, vomit, WHATEVER - gets flown into the room and will touch EVERYTHING. If you keep your toothbrush uncovered, you will be BRUSHING YOUR TEETH with this stuff. If you want to test it out, pour food colouring into the toilet and hold a piece of white paper over the bowl. You WILL SEE the coloured particles! OP, your brother's a dick.

tomsantos 0

Monday 5 September 2011 22:45

WIN!!!!

chels1994 11

Monday 10 October 2011 23:21

look before ya sit

stevenmx86 7

Friday 9 December 2011 4:28

Ydi for telling him he had to go check...

cul8erqtpie20 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:03

If you really want to think about it, 3/4 of toilet usage is sitting down, girls sit for both actions guys sit for one action, it just makes more sense to have the seat down.

shadexilmaendu 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 7:34

...I feel dirty now. As much as I tell guests to put the lid down (I also have cats who drink/play in the toilet), some people can't even remember to flush. >.< I know, i must find better people to associate with.

KalCountry76 12

Monday 11 June 2012 8:31

my brother just takes a leak with the seat down, the only problem is when he misses just a little, but thats only every once in a while. why not just have everyone keep the seats down? if someone pisses on thr seat, they can just wipe it off. simple and easy.