Best day of my life

By Cherub - 03/05/2009 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
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PureGold 0

Aww, soo many people are affected by that, but it sucks it had to happen on your wedding day x(. Did you have the wedding outside? Cause if you did that was really not good planning lol. But still, FYL. And congratulations on being married!! That's what really matters, right? :)

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lifeisfuckedup 0

well, if he said "I do" then you know he is the one. :)

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Endymion_fml 0

I'm sure you will remain beautiful to your husband, no matter how you look.

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stby 0

Question is: why the hell are you on fml on your wedding day, no matter how bad it is? that's pathetic.

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madigan_fml 0

wouldn't you know if you are allergic to the flowers you have at your wedding.

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this_one_is_fake 0

fake, fake, fake no one posts here on their wedding day

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actionafternoon 0

it's probably worse than you're imagining or thinking. you are your worst critic! still sucks though. i'm sorry

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ellameno 2

If you are that allergic to pollen, why would you plan your wedding to be during the height of pollen production? Since you were too dumb to plan that correctly in advance, why didn't you load up on allergy medicine for the days prior to and including your wedding. I've had allergies my entire life and I fail to understand how someone else who goes through this would make this big of a wedding planning mistake. So you're either lying or just stupid.

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stunnedbytmaster 0

WHY WOULD YOU ORDER FLOWERS IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO THEM??? ... dumbass

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anddreaaxox 0

awww i'm sorry:( that sucks

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xogymnasticsss 0

haha omg thats actually really funny, cause I have really bad allergies to pollen and stuff like that too, infact its so severe that if causes me to be allergic to nuts as well, and I have a while until Im going to get married but me and my friends were just fooling around and talking about it and I love outside weddings in the spring so we were talking about how Im going to be like sneezing and all disgusting and like " I- ACHOO- I i i i - ACHOO do-- ACHOO I DOO!!!" haha. but yeah that really sucks! Im sorry that had to happen on your wedding day! NOT FUN. haha but i know how you feel!

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Hellsno 0

I call bullsh*t! 1- wouldn't you know you were allergic to flowers and not order them??? and 2- you really thought the thing that would make your wedding day better was posting here and not spending the time with your new husband?

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