Best day of my life

By Cherub - 03/05/2009 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 093
You deserved it 7 827

Same thing different taste

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Aww, soo many people are affected by that, but it sucks it had to happen on your wedding day x(. Did you have the wedding outside? Cause if you did that was really not good planning lol. But still, FYL. And congratulations on being married!! That's what really matters, right? :)

lifeisfuckedup 0

well, if he said "I do" then you know he is the one. :)

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@16 what? he said he's never seen a FML apart from this one that didn't start with "Today,", this one starts with "Today", no comma

elemenopyqrstuv 0

1) What the hell are you doing on FML on your wedding night? 2) What the hell are you doing having an outdoor wedding when you have hay fever!?

birds_fml 7

Obviously, if your wedding isn't perfect, it means your marriage will end in divorce. That's why women put so much work into making their wedding perfect.

BabyHuey 0

I heard if you sneeze on your wedding day, you get crabs on your honeymoon!

Why is this an FML? At least he didn't leave your ass at the altar. Get over it.

thinkpink 0

Ummmmm didn't you PLAN anything that had to do with your flowers for your wedding?? YDI.

alex_vik 0

No one checked the flowers, not even yourselfw? YDI

Always thought women plan their wedding into every tiny detail so you must have known which flowers would be used. YDI