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By bob the builder - 08/11/2012 14:36 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By wtf_fml_0609 - 01/11/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company I work at. I have to be there in 10 minutes. I'm stuck on the toilet with the runs because I thought it would be a good idea to eat hot chicken wings last night. FML

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By prettybich - 15/05/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

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By bs_happens - 11/01/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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PleaseStayChill 9

Thursday 8 November 2012 18:47

Go off of the building. I'm sure everyone on the ground would enjoy that.

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 8 November 2012 18:51

How is it convenient if y- Oh. Well damn. Guess you have two cases of the runs then.

Comments

xInwex 12

Thursday 8 November 2012 18:59

Oh god, I know how you feel op. I have Crohn's disease so when I need a bathroom, I need it NOW. I'd go home sick til you're better

PhannyPack09 8

Friday 9 November 2012 17:26

Explain your photo :)

ManInTheMachine 19

Thursday 8 November 2012 18:59

This is where a parachute and some base-jumping gear would come in handy. Pull a Mission Impossible and jump! Or wear a diaper. I guess it Depends. ;)

Ren_Uchiha 11

Friday 9 November 2012 1:06

Depends is actually offering free samples, OP. they won't get there for 1-2 weeks but at least you'll have them for next time.

sylar88_fml 1

Friday 9 November 2012 10:22

Depends are a terrible brand of adult diapers, the European brands like Abena and Molicare makes depend look like a Kleenex in comparison, though for American brands go with tranquility, attends or even Dry 24/7 which can hold up to 96 ounces.

hunteer9 5

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:00

Take one off the side!!!

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:00

"Hey Joe, the paint job's not due yet, and we agreed it would be royal blue. What is this shit?" "I'm sick of this shitty job! It's not what it's cracked up to me!

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:05

*be. not me.

billypatterson 2

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:03

Brutal.

unknown_user5566 26

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:08

Could you not have called out from work, or once you found out you had the runs, asked to go home? You're not going to be an effective employee for the day if you spend 1/2 your time running to the bathroom.

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:27

SO what you're trying to say is, when the shit hits the fan, it's time to call it a day.

unknown_user5566 26

Thursday 8 November 2012 20:53

Absolutely. The whole day turns into a waste. It's better to relieve yourself of the shitty feeling, and flush away the stress.

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 8 November 2012 21:08

Pun runs are always fun with you, kyleekay!

bach2121 13

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:08

Damn you should explain that to ur pals and go home. Ur useless anyways if ur always running to the bathroom

cornyrob 33

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:14

Jump down; you'll get to the toilet in no time!

perdix 29

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:16

Bring a bucket. Then, you can cross "******** in a bucket" off your Bucket List. I'll bet you got the runs from crossing another item off that list -- "eating a whole bucket of chicken." Y'know, every item on a Bucket List doesn't have to literally involve a bucket.