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By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
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bexox 0

Well, you should have thought of that before getting pregnant. Honestly, you need to get over it. You're going to gain weight if you're carrying.

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fwongraven 10

It's healthy to put on weight during pregnancy. YDI for caring more about your weight than your baby.

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lgzspectrum 2

Lol. Get over yourself. I'd hate to have a mother like you. You'd obbsess over the kids weight. Poor kid. **** your babys life.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Oh I know. I mourn for the child that's going to have a mother that bitches over weight like that.

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fudrick 0

@#73 It'd actually be good to have a mother who's concerned about her kid's weight, considering all the 150 pound 5 year olds I see on a daily basis.

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KumoFF7 3

YDI for swimming on your pool table.

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Sprinter136 2

Tell him...too bad all of your fat didn't migrate to your crotch

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giganticbrain 0

You deserved it for having a stupid ******* name like "fatpreggo". ****. You all make me sick. And by "you all" I just mean the person who wrote this.

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x_Leopard_x 1

You do realize you are going to gain even more weight during the pregnancy, right? So you shouldn't be obsessing over your weight, even now.

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usrfrndly_ 0

yyyyyyyeah obsessing over weight while pregnant doesn't look totally selfish or anything. your life is about to belong to anyone but you (but mostly baby). just remember, this is exactly what you signed up for! you will learn that your weight needs to be one of the last things on your list if you want to get this shit right. congrats on your baby, but get your shit straight quick like and you know, don't contribute to that shitty mother number. also: http://www.cracked.com/video_17351_pregnant-women-are-smug.html

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Tobe_fml 0

YDI for being attracted to your cousin.

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summer99 0

wtf, thats not an accomplishment! you're SUPPOSED to gain weight during a pregnancy, the accomplishment is how long it takes for you to lose the weight AFTERWARDS.

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_electricbonbon 0

STOP BITCHING.

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