Awkward, ACAB, Cops and Work: Blankity Blank

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 17:15 - United States - Savage

Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML

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By tgd4444 - 23/07/2011 10:29 - Malaysia

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

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Chill

By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By ABBenzin - 01/02/2012 16:11 - United States

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

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By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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Underage boozing

By drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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Innocent

By Boyufd - 19/01/2019 12:00

Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML

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Angel1000168 16

Friday 18 January 2013 3:41

I find it hilarious that he knows it well enough to recite under pressure yet its your job to remember it and you mindblanked.

nadnerbz 6

Friday 18 January 2013 3:42

21 jump street?

Comments

onorexveritas 23

Friday 18 January 2013 6:13

Aw man, that's hilarious

stripeycrakers 7

Friday 18 January 2013 6:17

The Miranda warning sounds like you are just trying to stop that chick, Miranda from math class, before she knocks over your desk like the hulk...the Miranda Rights are a legitimate constitutional requirement

SillyGirl4602 23

Friday 18 January 2013 7:30

Both terms can be used.

jlarae12 10

Friday 18 January 2013 6:22

I hope you're not in Indiana..

C0LDA55HONKY 1

Friday 18 January 2013 6:24

I love how many people "know" their rights from fictional or bad television.

MorganBrown 8

Friday 18 January 2013 6:33

I know my Miranda Rights because I took Criminal Justice lol but it's okay, people have their days.

buckdharma 37

Friday 18 January 2013 6:34

When your wife Miranda said, '' try not to **** this one up,'' you ignored Miranda's warning.

straculius 9

Friday 18 January 2013 6:46

You should know that they are Miranda Rights, not warnings.

sassy2085 16

Friday 18 January 2013 8:22

Let me guess they transferred you to 21 jump street

siddin 6

Friday 18 January 2013 8:23

and yet there is no factual evidence of Jurisdiction. a city/state is a type of corporation, look into the laws. now how can somebody be physically within a corporation when it is simply a fictitious idea?

mac825 3

Friday 18 January 2013 8:52

Maranda warning? You're an idiot, not only could you not recite it, you dont know what it's called. They are the maranda rights. It's telling them their rights.. Not warning them of anything...