Blasted

By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML
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HotFrosty 14

If he finds it so funny, he can change the diapers from now on.

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InnocenceBlue 37

The joys of parenthood. There's more to come OP, but congrats on the bub :)

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Richard6036 13

That kind of reminds me of the one I seen on YouTube where the parent powders the bbutt and the baby farts and the powder gets blown away . Really cute but for you I agree with your hubby it is kind of funny of course only when it happens to someone else

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bapbap_fml 15

Personally this just makes me glad I'm childfree. No poop splattering for me, just scooping cat poops from litter.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Happened to me more than a few times when my kids were babies. I think when they're older and complaining about life not being fair, I'm gonna tell them to buy me a house.

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Rammer3500 23

Or you could say... Bl-ass-ted

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bstarqueen 16

Your husband seems like a fun time! I bet he's never boring! I hope I can find someone as funny and entertaining as him someday! You got a keeper. :)

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healthcarechick 9

I'm sorry but that's hilarious!!!!!!!

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vikky538 28

(In trumps grumpy face) wuff.. Wooofff.. Its pretty common

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cinderbelle 5

After taking my son to urgent care at six days old for not pooping. the doctor did the trick and he was going again instantly. that night while changing him on my niece's bed he gave the term "crotch shot" a whole new meaning.

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