Blasted

By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML
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HotFrosty 14

If he finds it so funny, he can change the diapers from now on.

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InnocenceBlue 37

The joys of parenthood. There's more to come OP, but congrats on the bub :)

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Xeivan 15

Lol the comment your husband made was pretty cleaver though! Give him some mad props! In the case what happened to you, that really sucks!

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Slavgaard 16

next time.. point it at him...

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frrrrr 13

u should make him wipe the ass for change -.-

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ChimeraThorne 19

My youngest does this all the time to me, tbh I find it funny, especially as she's usually giggling the whole time too. It's poo, it washes off

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CoffeeGirl2000 7

I feel like your husband said the appropriate thing in the situation.

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