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By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
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perdix 29

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?

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Spongii101 12

Why is that an FML, you wouldn't have posted it if they had a screename like 'Poker07' or something.

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KurouTenshi 0

because that IS the FML, he didn't lose to someone named "DoubleOhSevenBadAss" but to someone named "Poopface" ._. insult to injury? nevermind...

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tomahawkinyouall 0

some ppl just don't get things as easily as others

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Serene_fml 0

That sounds like a name I'd give myself on an online gambling game.

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perdix 29

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

not your best line, perdix, but good try. Here's an angry swarm of bees to comfort you in this time of reflection.

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perdix 29

I liked it. Nevertheless, welcome back, BSR, I haven't seen you for a while. Were you sandblasting your soiled armor?

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

It's been a busy couple of weeks here at the Freak Show (aka office). Your wife (the Beardless Man) made some awesome Black-and-White cookies the other day, BTW. And to answer your question... well... I guess "sandblasting" would be the appropriate term >.>

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perdix 29

Sadly, your lie is transparent. My wife can only make Black & Black cookies. Dieting is easy when you are offered Charcoal Chip Cookies. Typically, the horns of the cuckold are a mark of shame, but in my situation, they would allow me to more boldly pursue my quest for the Holy Grail. And by Holy Grail, I mean . . . If I happen to come upon some Party Grails on the journey, . . . Bonus! ;)

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KurouTenshi 0

Boo~, Per, I LOVE Lady GaGa! Pepperoni, Brooklyn Rage, **** Buddy...yeah...good songs.

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perdix 29

I like Lady Gaga, too. Lady Caca is a cheap, knockoff, scat-themed tribute band. I apologize for the confusion.

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KurouTenshi 0

are you ******* cereal?! omg I shall google this immediately soon afterward thereupon the horizon. google magic, my friends.

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farsidee 0

of course he's ******* cereal! he is frosted flakes of course!

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aeliz 0

Perdix... Whenever I read your comments, I find myself thinking, "man, I wish I was that clever." :P

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perdix 29

Thank you, aeliz, for your kind words. I am touched by them. :)

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tomahawkinyouall 0

mm cookies

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braaap127 0

what the *** is this. stupid mod. how will they let this go by. FML

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righttorule 0

don't play online poker - that's even more loser-ville than blogging!!! that's sad, sad and more bloody sad...

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Lisa89 3

Surely this is the idea of poker... losing/winning money? And their screen name is just to mock you rather than themselves

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UrLiFsuX 4

if you lose to someone like that, stop playing poker online and play MW2 on ps3! and add DirtDiver-74 lol

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