Intimacy, Embarrassing, Porn and Wanker: Bobs and vagene!!

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Three strokes and you're out.

RoseBlack123 37

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

He's right.

Comments

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:06

He didn't freak out, and everyone gets curious. Just take your lumps and fap away. Well, later. :p

persianninja 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:06

Yeah but you wouldn't have this problem with an apple computer (The multitasking gestures to switch to another desktop)

joe_bombz 3

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:07

Your Dad said you need help? Wtf kinda **** were you looking at?

xplicitkontent 18

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:04

It wasn't so much the contents of the pornography as it was the amount of it that OP had opened on his computer that led his dad to make that comment.

jw90 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:08

You have a problem son. Therapy time.

DrownedMyFish 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:09

When watching ****, always make sure you have a special tab open for when it's time to make that switch. Also, make sure you keep the arrow over the tab so you can make a quick transition.

carpetrider93 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 22:20

sounds like u been doing this for a while

Gook0123 9

Monday 15 July 2013 0:30

oh yes. This guy knows what he is talking about.

evan_7899 28

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:51

yes he has mastered the art of pornjitsu

luminos_ 9

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:12

Seems like your backup up #1 and #2 was more ****. Not very smart.

sandra_diaz14 7

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:12

Wheres a lock when you need it?

SweetJTBR 22

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:49

I have a lock myself, but I've been online long enough to know not everyone does... Maybe he doesn't have a lock. Perhaps he just forgot to lock the door. Who knows?