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By Anon - 18/12/2013 09:56 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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By d0rk_ - 02/09/2011 20:44 - Canada

Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML

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By DamnTornadoAlley - 30/08/2012 05:55 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By lauren - 21/06/2016 19:06 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was chaperoning for my 8-year-old sister's class in school. The bus ride was an hour long, so several people didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, one of them was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 21:25 - Canada

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

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Get it done already!

By yeetyeet - 06/01/2019 12:00

Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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By overreacting - 03/04/2015 06:08 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 18 December 2013 16:15

Did you guys hold hands and make a chain like they do on elementary field trips?

JMichael 25

Wednesday 18 December 2013 16:15

Did you feel well protected?

Comments

ShannonBitt 29

Wednesday 18 December 2013 22:56

One of my teachers told a student to use the sink in the classroom during a lockdown

omgomgomg_NO 13

Wednesday 18 December 2013 22:58

You couldn't hold it? What are you, like, 2 years old? YDI.

TheLadyOpal 30

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:29

Lockdowns can take HOURS to sort out, and OP might have already been holding it in for quite some time. Don't be so judgmental.

glabberfasted 16

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:30

I used to hold it when I was younger. Now I have kidney problems. It's incredibly unhealthy and not worth it to hold your urine.

omgomgomg_NO 13

Thursday 19 December 2013 4:28

....are u people kidding me? You are trying to tell me that because OP couldn't hold it that ONE TIME, that they are going to end up with kidney problems? So it was OK for them to make a spectacle out of themselves cause they couldn't hold it anymore. BY THE WAY...I work in a school and have been involved in lockdowns. OH and ALSO? They don't let ANYONE leave the rooms, NO MATTER WHAT....even if you have the smallest bladder in the world. So really? I call bull on this fml.

tjaded 6

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:00

FYL? I would've felt like the President! How could you not enjoy that?

anniemeece 23

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:29

For some reason, I'm finding this hilarious. xD

ashtic 20

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:32

Must have been a piss off...

tehhusky 3

Thursday 19 December 2013 0:10

Hey when you gotta go you gotta go. Could of been worse. Personaly I would rather have the escort then sit there with having the pressure of needing to go.