Health, Mental health, Scary and Miscellaneous: Boo!

Actually, aren't we years late for Judgement Day (according to original source and not all the ret-con crap that happened to keep it "believable".) Even if we include ret-conning, Judgement Day was supposed to happen April 2011. THEY'RE LATE!

Udderboy 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:58

Toasters are quite petrifying. I remember I use to fall asleep waiting for my toast and it always made me jump.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:58

DING!

pancakerocks 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:37

Woops. i hate when i say something someone has already said. I guess i could say great minds think alike :)

Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:59

Toasterphobia..? Interesting.. No toaster strudels for you!

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:59

Wait do you mean scared by the toaster itself or the toast popping? Personally my toaster looks like a grinning face with mad eyes! It's scary! 0_o

richkief76 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:59

That happens to me all the time!

kristena103 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:02

Um ok..

fadingfaith 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:02

At least it didn't kill your cat.

akallaan 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:02

I don't like this FML. It's not really FML worthy. Did you piss yourself or something?

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Today, I was telling my mom my boyfriend started an argument because I’ve not been feeling well, so I haven’t cooked or wanted sex for a week or so. My dad piped up that if mom used such a lame excuse to avoid blowjobs and cooking, he’d damn we’ll start an argument too. Mom agreed with him. FML

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Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML

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Today, after my mother, who was a loving and gentle soul, died, I’ve moved in permanently with my stepmom, whom I’d never met. Her very first words to me were, “Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am your mother now. If you make even ONE mistake, I will literally rip your fucking throat out.” FML

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Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

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