Health, Mental health, Scary and Miscellaneous: Boo!

Actually, aren't we years late for Judgement Day (according to original source and not all the ret-con crap that happened to keep it "believable".) Even if we include ret-conning, Judgement Day was supposed to happen April 2011. THEY'RE LATE!

Udderboy 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:58

Toasters are quite petrifying. I remember I use to fall asleep waiting for my toast and it always made me jump.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:58

DING!

pancakerocks 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:37

Woops. i hate when i say something someone has already said. I guess i could say great minds think alike :)

Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:59

Toasterphobia..? Interesting.. No toaster strudels for you!

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:59

Wait do you mean scared by the toaster itself or the toast popping? Personally my toaster looks like a grinning face with mad eyes! It's scary! 0_o

richkief76 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:59

That happens to me all the time!

kristena103 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:02

Um ok..

fadingfaith 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:02

At least it didn't kill your cat.

akallaan 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:02

I don't like this FML. It's not really FML worthy. Did you piss yourself or something?

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Today, I learned that I actually like my boiled eggs a bit softer than I usually make them. I also learned that an outwardly lukewarm egg, when bitten into enthusiastically, is perfectly capable of creating a volcanic eruption of boiling hot yolk all over your hands, clothes and kitchen. FML

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Today, my sister called me a moron after I told her that no, healthy foods do not give you "negative calories". She's 21 and goes around telling everyone that she's an expert nutritionist. FML

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Today, my wife has cancer but rather than go to hospital like a sane person, she has started going to church as often as possible, even though in the history of mankind I can’t remember a single instance where praying to some statue with a cross has ever cured cancer. FML

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Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me. That would have been fine, if we hadn't just moved in with his mother a week ago to save money. FML

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Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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