Boo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

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DontModMeDammit 10

Was it wearing a mask?

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astralvagan 20

Sounds like you're a bit of a bitch

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_Ferrari_ 5

Tell it to get off your nuts, OP.

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eshie11 0

LMAO. yes, in this world a toaster is definitely on the list of things we should be scared of.

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lajaynay 15

I'm curious as to HOW it scared you. Did it surprise you when the toast popped up? Or did you not see it when you came around a corner and it popped out at you? This sort of reminds me of Foamy the Squirrel.

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Cambria91 4

the amityville toaster!

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cooLING 0

Pfft! The Amityville house is so overrated. No one on Long Island gives a shit about that place. Most people get their thrills from visiting abandoned, old dilapidated psych centers at night.

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Urbanchiller 0

I would be scared too, cylons are scary!

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

haha no matter what I always jump a bit when the toast comes out, I feel for ya'. I remember a site with a similiar layout this one, that rated stuff like this (whether it happens to other people or just you). anyone remember the name?

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RockDrRoll 9

How do u use any appliance n ur kitchen?! Cant imagine what a blender must do 2 u! Lolz all I can thnk about is my dog's reaction to loud noises; a lil urine & sprinting across the house rofl FYL

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DocBastard 38

Wait wait wait. You spell out "appliance" just fine, but for the very next word you can't be bothered to spell out "IN"? Are you ******* serious?? For the sake of all our retinas, please go read the posting rules. Seriously, go read them right now.

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ganjaone 2

Actually it was probably ur reflection

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I don't know what's worse...being scared of a toaster or thinking that monsters are under your bed.

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