Boo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 831
You deserved it 28 243

Top comments

I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

DontModMeDammit 10

Comments

astralvagan 20

Sounds like you're a bit of a bitch

_Ferrari_ 5

Tell it to get off your nuts, OP.

eshie11 0

LMAO. yes, in this world a toaster is definitely on the list of things we should be scared of.

I'm curious as to HOW it scared you. Did it surprise you when the toast popped up? Or did you not see it when you came around a corner and it popped out at you? This sort of reminds me of Foamy the Squirrel.

Cambria91 4
cooLING 0

Pfft! The Amityville house is so overrated. No one on Long Island gives a shit about that place. Most people get their thrills from visiting abandoned, old dilapidated psych centers at night.

Urbanchiller 0

I would be scared too, cylons are scary!

haha no matter what I always jump a bit when the toast comes out, I feel for ya'. I remember a site with a similiar layout this one, that rated stuff like this (whether it happens to other people or just you). anyone remember the name?

How do u use any appliance n ur kitchen?! Cant imagine what a blender must do 2 u! Lolz all I can thnk about is my dog's reaction to loud noises; a lil urine & sprinting across the house rofl FYL

Wait wait wait. You spell out "appliance" just fine, but for the very next word you can't be bothered to spell out "IN"? Are you ******* serious?? For the sake of all our retinas, please go read the posting rules. Seriously, go read them right now.

ganjaone 2

Actually it was probably ur reflection

A7X_LoVeee 10

I don't know what's worse...being scared of a toaster or thinking that monsters are under your bed.