Health, Mental health, Scary and Miscellaneous: Boo!

Boo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:55

I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

DontModMeDammit 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:53

Was it wearing a mask?

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ZebulonPike 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 20:37

That's happened to me :/

koopaqueen 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 20:41

That and the tube pastry things when they pop. Gets me every time

cash_monkey72 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 20:43

Well, their sole purpose in life is to burn stuff...

Mimasita 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:00

haha i usually just laugh in my head at little stuff like this, but this one literally made me lol... nice OP be careful of that toaster next time!

brianfantana32 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:03

Single best FML ever

iphone456 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:05

Just imagine a waffle maker ????

SVZ 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:12

WTH?? .........Oh, I get it

ssoccerchick97 16

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:12

It's ok, it happens to me sometimes too.

theten_fml 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:16

That why I always pop my toast in then hide under the sink for at least five minutes.. Just to make sure my toast it safely out by then.

MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:20

I have the same problem with irons.

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