Health, Mental health, Scary and Miscellaneous: Boo!

Haha no worries, I get that all the time with my printer :D it's just that when it starts printing it makes a really loud sound, and I always feel the suspense, waiting for it to start :D

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:37

Next time that toaster scares you show it who's the bread winner of the house!

iDaniel525 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:40

What a pan.

aimferd 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:42

Probably happens to everyone at least once in there life...

kelsojww 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:50

I don't blame you. Those things are frightening. When the time comes toasters as well as ATMs will fight back.

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Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 170

You deserved it 182

Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 981

You deserved it 9 781

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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 667

You deserved it 4 316

Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 866

You deserved it 67

Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said sex. She told me to grow up and ask for something more realistic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 943

You deserved it 376

Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 943

You deserved it 226

Today, I put scribbles, lines, shapes and random words on my calendar just to make it seem like I was busy. This isn't the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 996

You deserved it 9 006

Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and mom, where you had to take off your shoes and sit on the floor. After the meal, I realized my shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get their shoes stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 307

You deserved it 3 613