Boo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 831
You deserved it 28 242

Top comments

I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

DontModMeDammit 10

Comments

Lmao. I can just imagine you jumping every time the bread pops out.

jackovasaur 1

Aww poor you... The toaster scared you huh? Yes, FYL indeed (sarcasm)

GovernorGeneral 8

Lol. The toaster always scares me xD Thus, i dont eat toasted bread o_o

MagicGiraffe 12

8, TOAST pops out of the toaster. Bread goes in. :P

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hey, 64, it's a complicated mechanism to understand. Even the ever-intelligent Bill O'Reilly had trouble explaining that.

Of all things, a toaster. A ******* toaster

Damn_Hippster 11

Hey, toaster are pretty terrifying.

bfrench95 0

Once you start thinking about when it's going to pop it scares you lol.

There has been a large amount of short FMLs lately.

skyttlz 32

Hahaha this made me laugh out loud

Michael_92 20

So what does it do? Talk to you? Try to kill you? Does it walk around the house? If any of the above are true I suggest getting a new toaster. Give this one to someone you don't like ;)

I don't always eat toast, but when I do I always make sure to-HOLY HELL!!! Scared me!

genesisCCORE 3

Maybe a white thing in the dark.

Loud? That's ridiculous! His toaster obviously pulled a knife on him.

My toaster is loud too. It always scares me when I'm making English muffins at 1 a.m. You have my sympathy, OP.

DontModMeDammit 10

It took the butter knife and threatened OP

ThaBeasty01 5

OP needs to get our more often ..

Thatoneguy021 0

"Today, i was just trying to make friends with my owner and got really excited to see him in the morning. Right as i got done with his breakfast i popped out the toast as fast as i could to serve it hot. He jumped out of getting scared. Again. FML"

Mkbitch 2

OMG that's a big deal!!! FYL! -_-

I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

My toaster used to pop up with so much force the toast would fly across the room. I was scared too