Boo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 831
You deserved it 28 243

Top comments

I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

DontModMeDammit 10

Comments

Twisted_Angel 17

My toaster scares me sometimes too. It's a 4 slicer. Thing is vicious! Get a toaster oven, your nerves will thank you later.

perdix 29

Those things scare the shit out of me! I put in bread that is cold, soft and white, and then it pops out hot, hard and dark! How does it do that magic? Then, I begin to think of how else a toaster could be useful ... You'd think after all of those unkind shocks, I'd quit trying!

ivanhoe4u 3

You must have a lot of fun with a jack-in-the-box.