Embarrassing and Awkward: Boot camp

Boot camp

By oohrahgal - 14/02/2019 16:32 - United States - Clementon

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 30 335

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML

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You deserved it 483

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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You deserved it 4 102

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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You deserved it 425

By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 628

You deserved it 72 532

By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 312

You deserved it 5 111

By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 613

You deserved it 34 067

Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 010

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 604

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 248

perdix 29

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:37

Does he have to repeat boot camp since he obviously didn't learn how to fend off a surprise attack? If some silly girl can knock him over, imagine what a crazed Al Qaeda terrorist would do to him! They work out on monkey bars!

htownpostman 16

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:33

It will def be a memorable moment.. One that you can laugh about for years to come!

Comments

bulbul116_fml 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:59

hilarious

DocBastard 38

Sunday 30 September 2012 13:14

How the hell can he be expected to defend a country when he can't even defend himself against one girl attacking him? I say send him back boot camp. He obviously missed "One-on-One Hand-to-Hand Combat" day.

Pwuj 6

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:09

1 on 1 hand to hand combat?! They only have combatives lvl 1 in basic,,. You get into more hand to hand combat in combatives lvl 3 and up,.

celiiceegee 6

Sunday 30 September 2012 13:21

I was expecting him to punch the shit out of you.. Being he just graduated from bootcamp and all ;-;

TheNewPotato 7

Sunday 30 September 2012 15:57

Yes, because punching the shit out of your girlfriend for accidentally making both of you fall in her excitement is the best way to handle things. It'll just be one of those memories that they'll laugh about in their lives.

dead247 13

Sunday 30 September 2012 16:30

being punched in the face would come after he has done a few tours and not expecting her excitement. Mom always told me to never scare my dad because of this. she had a close call and never did that again. now it's not that big of a deal.