Love: Bragging rights

Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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You deserved it 40 091

Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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You deserved it 1 593

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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You deserved it 5 795

Coinkidink?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2015 10:20 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML

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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 213

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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You deserved it 6 729

Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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You deserved it 16 345

Be more jealous!

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 19:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me a story about his ex-wife. Just normal day-to-day stuff. He then got mad at me because I wasn’t mad that he was talking about his ex. I told him that I understood he had a life before me, and it wasn’t a big deal. Apparently, he wants a jealous immature brat. Sorry? FML

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You deserved it 135

Got to get you out of my life

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 10:00

Today, I was hanging out with friends when my ex called me, but I ignored the call because I don’t want drama. About five minutes later she shows up and starts yelling at me on how I’m so worthless and useless. She left almost immediately after this, but when I went home she was talking to my fiancée. Like, WTF? FML

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You deserved it 138

WitEluded 13

Tuesday 31 March 2015 18:17

The iPhone has a really cool feature where you can block numbers

abNormal62 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 18:19

A little self reflection is good for the soul, and apparently long over due for her Good plan. It may make her a better person in the long run

Comments

CoolCookie210 22

Tuesday 31 March 2015 22:30

Block that bitch

elizacandle 29

Tuesday 31 March 2015 22:44

block her number you don't need that In your life

Gillett 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 22:44

Bump that heifer and that gay ass bastard she's pretending to be in a relationship with! He should've stopped his bitch ass girl from texting you in the first place! They can both go to hell in a hand basketball already marinated with gasoline underwear!

kay0807 15

Tuesday 31 March 2015 23:00

You can always tell the boyfriend an if he doesn't believe u screen shot the texts and send it to him also tell him to keep that thing of an ex because you don't need her OP

more4me 27

Tuesday 31 March 2015 23:06

WTH??!!!!! Looks like they totally deserve each other since they're both idiots ! !!

jhart27 12

Tuesday 31 March 2015 23:11

I don't get it??

RebeccaRFT 18

Tuesday 31 March 2015 23:23

I don't understand staying in contact with your ex. If you both don't have feelings then it's fine. But you clearly still liked her and she was over you. Being her friend means listening about the boyfriend stuff. If you can't handle that don't talk to her anymore. Simple. And before you all say to put myself in op's shoes, I HAVE been in his shoes before. And cutting off contact works best.