Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
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You deserved it 3 865
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WitEluded 13

The iPhone has a really cool feature where you can block numbers

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abNormal62 23

A little self reflection is good for the soul, and apparently long over due for her Good plan. It may make her a better person in the long run

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katina1236 20

What is she 5? But seriously OP you were in the right. If she's that immature and decides to flaunt a new boyfriend you're better off without her. And she's incredibly petty

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ouijacorn 9

That was an excellent response to her behavior, OP, and clearly it was effective.

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laden_swallow09 34

"She brought this entirely on herself, genius, and you're a dumbass for staying with her." *click* Why are you still friends with that airhead?

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bookworm1 0

Can someone please explain this to me. I really don't get this fml.

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gobiteme2 34

I think its time to hit the end call button

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Senrab 15

Where's the "you're ******* awesome!" button?

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TheDarkNihilis 5

Just like my ex who is trying to take everything from me but then says I'm the bad guy and when I show her what she does she starts crying and and people start to hate me

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tmunny1087 18

We're crazy creatures. That being said, I'm sorry on behalf of those of us who use our crazy for good rather than evil.

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tmunny1087 18

FML alright. So much drama, not enough Fs to give. Move on and be glad that's his pile of crazy.

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rockinroll9 11

Clicked you deserved it because this is a joyous occasion of justice.

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