Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
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WitEluded 13

The iPhone has a really cool feature where you can block numbers

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abNormal62 23

A little self reflection is good for the soul, and apparently long over due for her Good plan. It may make her a better person in the long run

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burninsnow 23

This is an example of why punctuation is so important.

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magickitten 26

Wow, I don't think I'd like to encounter that Superhero!

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lmbachman 23

Was the intent to have her pretend her boyfriend was bragging to her about himself? Or bragging to her about an ex?

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gassymomma 4

to everyone saying why didn't he just ignore her, maybe they have a kid together or some other good reason for staying in contact

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inolongercare 19

There is a reason she is an ex girlfriend and not a current one, and this is it.

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harrisoncohix 5

Don't know why this is a life ****, I'd feel proud if this happened to me.

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ShadowGenius 12

Petty shit like this is why I don't date. I'd rather be alone and happy, than deal with stupid shit like this.

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Zebediabolical 39

If you don't deal with the shit you likely won't ever find the rose that's in there somewhere.

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lollypop30001 19

Well tell the boyfriend to keep his ***** on a leash and leave you alone! She obviously is trying to make you jealous for what ever reason!

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PegLegRacing 34

Talking to your ex-girlfriend... There's your problem right there. She's your ex for a reason.

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