Brain freeze

By IvyLeague? - 15/01/2013 02:52 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML
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TehGinga94 21

Nobody above middle school can remember. You're not alone.

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SApprentice 34

It's hard to remember information when you have had no reason to review it for years. Don't feel bad, OP. It happens to all of us.

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Pyapi 20

That's actually pretty sad. Maybe a small review to refresh your memory now? I hope you won't just leave that gap in your education as it is!

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lashes_to_ashes 14

Aww it's not your fault. After a certain age, long division becomes unnecessary what with allowance of calculators and how calculators exist in normal daily life. And mental arithmetic.

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Malkenite279 3

If it ain't got numbers in it, i can do the math...

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apc0243 7

I like how because you're from Cornell you think you should be smarter than someone who isn't. Very classy

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KazuTrumpet1512 21

It's because they stop teaching math without calculators.

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dan_in_wi 12

hopefully its not a scholarship! our taxes pay for that shit

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babeababe 16

I had this same thing happen to me with my niece. Don't worry. It happens to the best of us.

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fierystage 8

Stop hating on Cornell, I just graduated from there. >:( (the thing is, if you're in A&S you have at least one required math class. Did you take that freshman year?)

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