Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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strandedinalimo 0

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

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lisaaaar 0

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

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jthottie 0

41 u can say whatever u want cuz u fine as hell. lol

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Anonnamus 0

Next time you see him, scold him for not taking advantage of your wide-open mouth. I guarantee you'll get his attention then.

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amymarie13 0

this is so true if you bring to attention you having your mouth wide open and him doing nothing about it he'll pay attention to you for a while

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swagga0n1oo 0

I have a question... Why is it that everyone on FML sucks at talking to boys or girls. Like every FML I read its like everyone cannot cope with the fact that someone is pretty or hot, its like "OMG I FROZE UP, OR I FARTED, OR SOMETHING" its like, get a hobby or something. Don't be retarded it really isn't that hard to talk to people, even if they are good looking or not. Ugh quit texting or IMing and learn people skills.

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jessamused 0

didn't something really similar happen in the movie Never been Kissed? Except Jeremy Jordan asked Drew Barrymore if she was in special ed (after some babbling). dude, that sucks. gets easier. I promise. Anyway, most hot guys aren't that hot once you get to know them. good to look at/ play with....thats about it.

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mistyeyes 0

it's better than him asking if you're retarded... just saying

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perdix 29

It doesn't matter where you are from, the best you are going to do with this guy is deportation to the cold, distant climes of the Friend Zone. No one knows what language they speak there, because no one gives a shit what they have to say.

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mshafty 0

Aww perdix your comments always manage to bring some laughs to my mornings! The OP seriously needs to give up trying to be cool and just get her pint of ben and Jerry's. Its the only lover she will ever have!

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