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Brainrot

By sharon - 14/12/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

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Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 21:30

Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML

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By GN. - 17/09/2012 04:47 - United States - New York

Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 13:49 - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

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By The Wherewolf - 08/10/2023 19:30

Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML

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Thursday 15 December 2011 0:42

Can't blame it all on auto correct

MrMassive 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 0:42

Wow you need to learn the difference between texting and real life

Comments

celicagirl 5

Thursday 15 December 2011 4:19

It's in those moments we wish we could ctrl + Z

sectorleader 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 4:43

Coulda just gone with it. Obviously you care some to some extent to include it in your report.

ty1992_farmlife 12

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:35

Dude double check that shit!!

NYCZO 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:40

What is the big difference between the two?

xcarxcrashx 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:56

I'm with you. I've re read it a million times and I don't see it.

YunoGasai_fml 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:57

The way they're worded makes them mean the same thing. Since he was your boss, though, I wouldn't want to correct him and I'd just play along. "I couldn't care less!" = "I do not at all have any care so it is impossible to have less care." "I really could care less." = "I don't care about it and it's not important to me whatsoever. I hardly care and I could give it even less importance." The fact that you are stating that you could care less shows how little importance it is to you. If it was important you would say something like "I do care." or "I could care more." But basically these both translate to meaning "I don't care." ...did I really just type all that out?