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Brat summer

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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You deserved it 4 048

Little shit

By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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You deserved it 3 260

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Claymont

Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.

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You deserved it 623

By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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You deserved it 8 565

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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You deserved it 2 923

By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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You deserved it 5 824

Gush gashed

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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You deserved it 125

zoerox01 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:07

it could have been worse, she could have sat on a sprinkler like i did when i was little and gotten diarrhea

Nomad609 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:33

There was probably more urine in the pool you know.. Some people pee in them. So...

Comments

Tripodi 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:08

Theres a lot of dumbasses here

Mata_Hari 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:11

What do you expect on a site dedicated to the brain farts/effed up moments in peoples lives?

seb12992 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:27

Indeed there's a lot of stupid people here. Notably number 14 and number 5.

tblack147 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:11

37 hazy you should honestly not be in this conversation I am currently 16 and being raised in a conservative household so I do think I have ample proof to back up what I am saying also with a let's say legal iq of 132 not just some Internet one I went into a clinic to get this. So honestly I'm not dumb I know what I'm talking about and you should learn to check your words before speaking And yes hati Mari the most mature thing to do, perhaps, is to not complain but that is in a utopian society and thus unpratical in this situation and dies not teach the child anything. And as I have said before he is standing in a line so the urine is not diluted by water

omgznoes 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:13

Golden shower fail!

katieface 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:33

eeew. you were at Water Country, weren't you?

plexico 3

Monday 13 July 2009 0:47

Did you get her number?

noonecaresurfat 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:06

golden rain, some stay dry while others feel the pain.

cutiepie343 7

Monday 11 July 2011 16:14

Wow. Just wow. ^win, thats all I gotta day.

PhreshBenn 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:22

lmao rain check anybody?

Casualt1234 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:48

rofl i don't believe that's the same rain :D

kimberlysy 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:24

#42... Oh my god. Its sterile, yes. For a few moments only! But wait a while and it's a breeding ground for bacteria that isn't very sterile! Ps. I would reply but my phone only supports regular commenting.