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Brat summer

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Claymont

Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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Gush gashed

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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zoerox01 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:07

it could have been worse, she could have sat on a sprinkler like i did when i was little and gotten diarrhea

Nomad609 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:33

There was probably more urine in the pool you know.. Some people pee in them. So...

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akemeasandwhich 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:52

rain rain go away come back another day

ChairmanMao 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:55

Haahahahahha. "I want to piss on you/ Yes I do, I'm g'on' pee on you, go'n' piss on you/ Drip drip drip/Pee on you" That's R. Kelly for you.

siija12 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:26

Were you at Water Country USA?

birds_fml 7

Monday 13 July 2009 4:37

LOL gross! That sucks, but at least once you got on the water slide, it'd wash away. Urine is also pretty sterile unless it's been sitting out for a while... doorknobs are germier than pee!

tblack147 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:55

Uh poopsicle? Yea pee is pretty concentrated compare the waste products to your drinking water and 5% is alot

tblack147 0

Monday 13 July 2009 5:36

Ok ok I admit using my iq may make it seem like I'm bragging but I really don't mean it that way I just used it because it seemed like hazy was calling me an idiot. It prolly wasn't the best reference to use in my defense and thank you for pointing it out oh yes and for the people with higher iq congrats intelligence is a wonderful meal to which we can gorge on to no end, yet common sense has a maximum capacity for each individual. As for sentence structure honestly it's the Internet. I really just don't care, it's not exactly like it's all that important. Also sentence structure has nothing to do with intelligence thank you very much I'm sorry I'm not an English buff like everyone else here and yes I am understanding that I am a horrible speller, but using that against me is pathetic. Also please what does sentence structure have to do with picking on little kids I would have said the same thing if she was 30 years old. Next I do realize that I am 16 have no kids and my input on this topic is not really valid, but it is you the mature, and I'm guessing responsible and older, adults who decide to argue with this 16 year old, no, this said "arrogant" 16 year olds petty thoughts on this topic, who give me validity. If you have done the responsible thing you would have looked at my writing and laugh at such a stupid thing and went on with your lives not argue with a 16 year old. This does not exactly show well on your maturity Next I condone myself for one reason, to twist words. I feel it should be obvious, more specifically to some I argued with, now. Yes a compliment from me to those I feel intelligent enough to start to catch on. But yet to those who just don't get that some people lie on the Internet please keep arguing with me I do ever so much enjoy you doing so. Finally, honestly presented the situation I prolly wouldn't have yelled at the (presumed) kid I would have been mad/ disgusted but I would have just ran to a pool and washed it off. I am a human being, though I do like to debate alot and I did have to do this project for a debating club.

poopsicle22 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:19

first of all, an IQ of 132 is nothing to brag about second, if you're going to brag about your (assumedly) high IQ, you should make sure all of the information in your posts is correct third, you missed the reply button again fourth, I never said it was low compared to drinking water, I just said it was low in response to your claim of it being high. Compared to the rest of the water that drips on people waiting in line at water parks, 5% isn't all that high, and, as mentioned above, the urine is sterile finally, if you really care about other people knowing how smart you are, you'd do well to work on your english a bit. If you really are as smart as you've led the rest of us to believe, you should easily be able to learn some grammar and spelling.

jayjay777 0

Monday 13 July 2009 7:23

Well... at least you're about to go into the water where it can wash off.

K1ll_M3_N0w 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:15

I wouldn't blame Hazy if he/she HAD been calling you an idiot. You are an idiot!

skullbashd 3

Wednesday 24 March 2010 8:56

haah

nowayinhelle 0

Monday 13 July 2009 7:43

oh my god. tblack shutup. no one asked for your life story. and for someone with such a "high iq" you should know how to spell PROBABLY. not "prolly".