Kids and Cheating: BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 634

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 367

You deserved it 3 471

By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 347

You deserved it 285

Family coincidence

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 755

You deserved it 212

By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 273

You deserved it 4 041

By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 721

You deserved it 3 277

By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 146

You deserved it 3 729

By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 272

You deserved it 540

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 770

You deserved it 4 410

Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 380

You deserved it 83

Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 778

You deserved it 643

sailorzoe 14

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

MAURY MAURY!!!

daringtoride 27

Friday 11 May 2012 0:32

Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.

Comments

bethanyjk 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 2:10

Thats pretty fricken weird.

nightwishs 13

Saturday 12 May 2012 2:13

I'm sorry for being a bitch Noor xxoo

ipanisse 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 3:06

Double whammy

haaaaha 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 3:15

Damnnn keeping it in the family!!

silentblack 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 4:38

Maury: He IS the father!!!

chancekellam 1

Saturday 12 May 2012 4:40

Same thing with me except I'm the son

itskimHOLLA 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 5:03

How the... Is that even possible?!?!

marissa246 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 6:16

So your mom ****** your husband. Seems legit.

starbucksguy 16

Saturday 12 May 2012 6:20

127:- furry cat nuns...sounds like it should be a band name. If it takes off, NoorFML gets some of the royalties

LeCommentator 1

Saturday 12 May 2012 7:27

That's nasty. How could your mother do that?

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Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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Today, my parents took my to hospital with headache, cramps, sweats and tremors. The doctor thought I was an drug addict in withdrawal, which, after some questions, turns out I am. I gave up fizzy soda last week and am in total withdrawal from caffeine and all the other addictive chemicals in soda. FML

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You deserved it 186

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Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me, "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 270

You deserved it 8 140

Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 734

You deserved it 780

Today, my husband is out of town for a week. My toddler asked me, "Mommy, why are you being nice to me now?" I was the same as always though. That's when it hit me: I've been in a severely toxic relationship and I've been taking it out on my toddler to long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 441

You deserved it 1 136

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 8 724

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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You deserved it 7 094

Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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You deserved it 3 458