Broke boyz

By ohno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
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evilplatypus 38

I'd rather they take the coffee stirrers than the coffee. Or my job. Be grateful for what you DO have.

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whitey53 5

Hey man, whatever works lol

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suavesuave 2

FYI! It's time to wake up and smell the coffee lol

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perdix 29

Your company must be in high cotton -- you have coffee! We have to buy our own and stir it with our bare fingers. It's not too bad since we can't afford to make the coffee very hot:(

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Beowulf209 5

Stir the coffee with your finger! You have a JOB!!!

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jackassiddy 8

Beowolf.. replace the caption in your picture with your comment.. Makes it so much better..

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alexh15 13

Find a better use for the paperclip...

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jackassiddy 8

They should fire your spoiled ass.. This is not an FML..

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chellexx 0

Well really, you're lucky they give you free coffee. How about you splurge a few Bucks and buy some coffee stirrers. Or use a spoon/fork/knife if there are any in the break room.

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loserman67 35

OH MY GOD - you are really going to whine about stirring coffee with a paper clip. Be happy you have a job to drink coffee at...... (sorry about the bad english) If I want coffee at my job I have to go out to Dunkin Donuts and get it myself. Here's a tip > Go to Wal Mart, pick up a pack of coffee stirrers, take them to the register, AND PAY FOR THEM YOUR DAMM SELF!

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brent321 10

Wow get over it lol. You sound like a pussy " oh i cant stir my cofee properly fml, im gonna go kill myself" some people cant even afford coffe. Stuck up people these days..

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