Broke boyz

By ohno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
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evilplatypus 38

I'd rather they take the coffee stirrers than the coffee. Or my job. Be grateful for what you DO have.

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whitey53 5

Hey man, whatever works lol

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cdipzinski1997 0

Its better then getting fired. The budget cut could have been your paycheck so stop bitching and but some stir sticks

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SlaveToRetail 10

White people problems...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Must be McDonald's because I didn't get a stirrer with my coffee today...

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pyrt93 4

dont see why its an fyl it aint that bad... f the paper clips life its the one gettibg burned

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FollowMe 2

Well lucky for me I don't drink Coffee, never have and probably never will. So idk. Me: what OP said Other me: I wouldn't know. xD lol Good Luck with whatever.

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Takuya272727 16

Coffee... Ick... Eating an apple is a lot better than coffee, but really. People depend on it too much, and it's wasted money. It's not essential, it's just desired. But then you get everyone who becomes addicted to it and can't function without. Go cure your addictions and save money!

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crashley21 10

Suck it up and bring a spoon from home. Or buy some at walmart. 4pk of metal spoons for $1

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MotherMonstar 4

At least it wasn't toilet paper they took away that would be some shit.:)

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gadzok 3

Deal with it. In Iraq I had to stir mine with a pen, or whatever utensil I could fine, and half the time it was probably my finger or pouring it into a plastic bag to shake up. A paper clip woulda been amazing.

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Yudith 24

Why use a paper clip and see the coffee go through it when you can use a pen? That's what I did at work before they bought those wooden coffee stirrers; stir my coffee with a pen, lick my pen, and drink my coffee, confident that no one is going to steal my pen.

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