Bump in the road

By misshb - 18/01/2010 01:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard, as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line, "There we go, that's your freebie." FML
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jazlyn1986 0

why would u fall for it again?

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Nic_hole 0

ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..

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dorworters 9

yes, pendatic, there is......she's just stating the general obvious, not trying to put anyone down, while ur making fun of her for believing sex befor marriage is retarded, which it is btw

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eATT 0

Lmao #54. ******* hilarious. 9/10, would read again. I disagree with the whole thing on marriage and what not mostly because me and my girl have been going out for almost 3 years and to say that isn't being commited is just kind of stupid. Your whole thing on not having enough money is also pretty outrageous. If two people can't afford to live together then just screw it, break up with them. Doesn't matter if you love each other. Besides, for the past year, me and my girl see each other for about a week every two months. You can best be sure we're screwin. Besides, would some slip of paper and an expensive ring REALLY make sex that different?

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waterynuggets 0

Lmao #60 I agree. I don't know what kind of morally superior preachy bullshit power trip this bitch is on but all I could think reading that was, "WTF?" Oh and BTW Pendatic excellent posts all over. A+

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Alexandriaa 0

You seem like one of those girls who ****** herself out and uses excuses like, "Oh but it's so HARD not to be a **** because I still truly truly LOVE him!". You deserve it for being so easy. And ten points go to your ex who knew he could go to you to get laid.

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dorworters 9

not all men are like this, I hate when pol generalize like that, damn!

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dorworters 9

wow, lenghty shit...........sex before marriage may or may not be wrong(I thnk it is but don't "know", acording to u) but it is stupid and op should jus deal wit the consequences of bein an idiot

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jonny2x4 0

Congratulations. You are now a ****. YDI for not being able to keep your legs together. He's your ex for a reason. He just reminded you of that fact.

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ferdte 0

get his ass jumped and tell him that's HIS freebie :) oh and btw yay for premarital sex :D

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dorworters 9

got get gonorrhea ferdte u deserve it now

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goodbyehello 0

YDI for being a stupid ****

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