Intimacy: Bump in the road

Bump in the road

By misshb - 18/01/2010 01:26 - United Kingdom

Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard, as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line, "There we go, that's your freebie." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2024 10:00 - Sweden

Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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Caught

By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By thesporkhop - 25/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

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Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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Unstable

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:00

Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 03:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML

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By SariLone - 19/05/2013 18:02 - India - Mumbai

Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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jazlyn1986 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:30

why would u fall for it again?

Nic_hole 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:32

ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..

Comments

silasandseansfml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:53

@ #2 sorry u just missed it try again @ op uh ydi because uh hello he broke ur heart no matter what feelings u have for h u not supposed to just run in his arms the first chance u get, trust me it's happened to me before, not fun

mcfaily 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:55

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RmAnI 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:31

ur an asshole u freaking prick! Emotions tak alot of a girl which makes them confused not weak u DICK

SaturnE_fml 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 6:52

#74 - Confusion == weakness, FYI. You think a confused army presents strong opposition. And yes, emotions take alot out of _everyone_ (not just women, believe it or not, regardless of what women's studies says -- men have emotions), so don't waste them on comments you find offensive. I mean, it'd be just awful if you got all worked up, blasted some nameless person on the net and then stood up from your desk and fell down the stairs trying to find the escalator to lingerie.

Andrewl_FML 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:59

what a **** wit. you should pay a real butch faggy guy to give him a "freebie"

escapenowx 0

Monday 18 January 2010 10:09

badd mistake :

Jeff2017 0

Monday 18 January 2010 10:19

HAHA ytdi(t's for totally). lmfao idiot

mitch707 0

Monday 18 January 2010 10:29

U deserved it u little ****.

Laurendorcus 0

Monday 18 January 2010 10:48

This is weird to me. What did you expect would happen? Even if the sex wouldnt have been horrible you would still be posting "Today I had sex with my ex who I am still in love with. Afterwards he thanked me and left. FML". I feel bad but ydi for giving into a guy who has already proven himself to be an ass.

DynamicDave 11

Monday 18 January 2010 10:50

I like how you made it sound as though it's entirely his fault by saying "he seduced me." You're (presumably) an adult with a (presumably) functioning brain, you should've had some self-control and said no. You totally deserved that, no sympathy here. Jerk move on his part too though.