Doctor and Health: Bunged up

Bunged up

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By firegirl - 05/07/2018 15:00

Today, I finally got over a long bout of constipation. I was scared to ask my mom for laxatives because I had the feeling she would tell all her friends, but on the 6th day of absolutely no bowel movements, I caved. I later overheard my mom telling all her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML

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By aswamk - 19/12/2015 05:01 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Pwn17 25

Friday 28 June 2013 12:03

Who gives a shit about what she thinks?

DocBastard 38

Friday 28 June 2013 12:29

Well that was rather unprofessional of him. What kind of doctor talks rudely to his patients like that? *whistles innocently*

Comments

Oxidation 5

Friday 28 June 2013 22:21

Who cares? You now have a cure for your aching stomach. And that is all.

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 28 June 2013 23:11

It blows my mind when people are so oblivious to their own body and its functions. I've seen so many people come into the ER who are so sure they have appendicitis or cancer or something, but they are literally just full of shit. YDI, OP, be more aware of your body.

davek 36

Friday 28 June 2013 23:19

Tell her she's full of shit. Oh wait...

Kc1001 14

Friday 28 June 2013 23:27

wouldn't you notice that you haven't been craping? That's generally the first sign.

Chaaikacup 9

Friday 28 June 2013 23:33

Seriously, people. If no one ever told OP that your body needs to clear itself out everyday, how are they supposed to know that they're constipated? I myself found this out in my teen years. And just recently, I also found out that shit isn't supposed to be floaty, because honestly I never really called someone after taking a crap to come and watch that shit. OP's mom shouldn't be laughing, if she couldn't figure out OP was constipated. It was her job to educate OP about this in the younger years. FYL OP, I feel your pain...too litterally, actually.

brittyed 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 0:06

Take fiber supplements or have FiberOne cereal for breakfast. Also perhaps you might have IBS? Amazon.com... order enteric coated Peppermint Gel capsules. Believe me, they work. I have friends with IBS that swear by it.

inumiko 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 1:12

so... you're haven't taken a shit in how many months???

Saler1 2

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:21

At least you didn't end up in the ER like my little sister. We ended up staying there for days.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:38

Lmfao definitely a shitty situation.

emv0517 3

Saturday 29 June 2013 6:13

I had the same thing happen to me. I was having extreme pains in my abdomen, thought it was my appendix or gallbladder so I went to the doctor. I had a xray done to make sure I didn't have kidney stones that were presenting weirdly and blood work to test my gallbladder. the xray showed I was severely constipated and I was put on ex lax twice a.day for three weeks...(usually you take it once a day for one week). 75 dollars in copays later and it turns out all I had to do was poop ...