Intimacy: Busted

Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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lemonkittens 8

Monday 12 September 2011 2:20

If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a **** website. YDI my friend.

shane27 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:19

Dumbass

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 12 September 2011 2:43

Honesty is the best policy.

Bloodlvst 10

Monday 12 September 2011 2:46

So, was she impressed by your knowledge of **** URLs?

buzzboy1349 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:46

Maybe shes in to it

perdix 29

Monday 12 September 2011 2:46

If you are chatting with her and getting bored, do you really want to get with her? When I'm chatting with a girl I want to "get with," she has my full attention at the time. Now, when she logs off, I may have to go to my friendly **** site to finish the deed, but hopefully she's given me enough attention that I don't have to.

Levvy 22

Monday 12 September 2011 19:36

I notice a lot of people are angry at the OP for being better at multitasking than them. Not MUCH better, considering the mistake he made, but.

gleeklove 2

Monday 12 September 2011 2:47

She was probably pissed! :P but you deserve it...

zniltiaC 19

Monday 12 September 2011 2:50

So you got bored chatting with a girl you like? YDI.

Commander223 9

Monday 12 September 2011 2:54

I was thinking the same... What a dumbass.

satomi_ishida 0

Monday 12 September 2011 3:03

You never know.. He could have been bored because the girl wasn't replying anymore. Either she had to leave to go do something or you bored her, and if it's the latter, then maybe you just revived the conversation ;b

hollyann777 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:09

My thought exactly

perdix 29

Monday 12 September 2011 2:57

Tell the girl you are studying the **** for training purposes. Watch lesbians eat pussy and copy them. When someone who owns a pussy eats one, you know she is doing what she really wants done to her. Watch and learn ;)

leadman1989 15

Monday 12 September 2011 3:45

Such form such elegance. ^_^

perdix 29

Monday 12 September 2011 4:38

Ah, it's bittersweet praise. I had a good run writing Sapphic poetry, until they found out I was a dude. Some of the bunchy ones beat the shit out of me and I had to switch to humor writing.