But they're so cuuuuute

By britanyann - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 069
You deserved it 6 590
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

21jason 9

Aww but why not? He's learning responsibility

129 4
Grimmerie 31

Well, why the hell not? Raise them from cubs and they're just as amiable and loving as any other slightly-less-than-common pet.

88 7

Comments

ssgsmith777 1

I had two pet raccoons when I was 8 years olds. I'm not joking either. They were evil bastards too.

0 0
cheergirl900 0

i had a pet racoon!!! mine waas nice thougghh. he followed my sister everywhere!

0 0
meggs2209 0

Are you kidding? Raccoons make the BEST pets if you raise them from babies.... And that includes bottle feeding. Mine is named Gimpy, because he has a bad leg. He basically chills just like a cat or dog.

0 0
MexicanObama 15

YDI, it's not impossible to get a pet raccoon, don't be a douche, let him have one : )

0 0
luther48 20

well why not? Laura Ingles had one as a pet!:)

0 0
duhabbs 0

I had pet raccoons growing up. I thought it was the coolest thing in the world until they got into the garage, drank antifreeze, and died.

0 0
Kitsa 3

I see nothing wrong with owning a raccoon. If people can have venomous snakes/frogs, skunks, possums, hedgehogs and all sorts of other crazy animals then why not a raccoon? I own rats which people consider to be filthy disease ridden vermin but doesn't that also apply to any wild animal? The only difference between pet raccoons and pet rats is pet rats are bred to be healthy while pet raccoons you have to get from the wild.

0 0