But they're so cuuuuute

By britanyann - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML
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Top comments

21jason 9

Aww but why not? He's learning responsibility

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Grimmerie 31

Well, why the hell not? Raise them from cubs and they're just as amiable and loving as any other slightly-less-than-common pet.

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asherm 15

Tell him to buy tent and move into woods. Lots of raccoons! Well maybe more if he moves close to camp ground or a dumpster.

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amreggie 0

Why not? I had one ?

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Alymc13 0

Ure a Bitch, let him have a raccoon. They are freakin cute and have hands. Pet raccoons are actually really common.

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redmnky21 8

people keep raccoons as pets all the time

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madisonrose626 5

My grandma has two pet raccoons, why can't he have one?

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aduke1215 2

I've had 2.. LOVED them :-) they are super smart animals!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Better let him. Or else it'll be a skunk.

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hateevryone 14

get a dog or a cat.

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Gorgegirl89 4

I would rather have a Opossum. Possums For Pets Not Stew!!!!!

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